Pooping is haaard

This is how she gets her M&Ms.  She'll poop in her diaper and ask for M&Ms (or jelly beans or whatever).  I tell her no, she has to poop in the potty to get an M&M.  So she goes and sits on the potty with the poop still in her diaper and says she did it.  Sometimes I give in because I figure at least she sat on the potty.  Who's training who here?

How many times can I say poop?

My child is a pooping genius!  A prodigy on the potty!  Okay, not really but last week, she did go poop on the potty!  Okay, so I had to bribe her with an M&M but she did it!  Okay, so she won't do it anymore and keeps asking for the M&M instead but she pooped!  On the potty!  Not in her diaper!
Don't worry, I did not take a picture of it.  And even if I did, I'll spare you the image.  I'm sure you all know what poop looks like.
Anyway, now the little booger keeps faking me out.  She'll say, "poo poo" and so we run to the bathroom and as soon as she sits on the potty (by now, I still leave her clothes on because she's faked me out too many times), she asks for an M&M.  No, poo poo first, Eggy!  Oh well, at least she doesn't mind sitting on the potty.

Eggy is also very hygienically conscientious.  

Avoca-don't

Avocados are Eggy's enemy. She hasn't had a poop since last Friday. That wouldn't really bother me because some babies can go a week without pooping but I can tell she wants to poop. It's so sad to hear her grunting so hard. She turns all red too. Too bad because she seemed to be enjoying the avocado.

I've tried to give her water and diluted prune juice but she won't drink it. So I've been feeding her prunes. What a mess! She sticks her fingers in her mouth while she's eating, then rubs it all over her face and in her hair. Nice.