Human Pacifier

I can't let Bacon comfort nurse because he'll throw up.  He won't always take a pacifier.  Sometimes, he'll suck on my pinky but that's hard to do because he wants to be walked around and he's getting a little too heavy to hold with just one arm.
The other night he starts going for my arm, like this:

And I end up with this: 

The little sucker (literally) gave me a hickey!