Surprise!

Umma, wake up! Eggy had three presents for me this morning.

First, I find her like this when I go to get her. What a weirdo.

And when I picked her up, I saw a piece of lint on her blanket. Nope, it was a booger. And it was big. Can you see it?

And the final surprise? Poop! So stinky! Don't worry, I didn't take a picture of that. (Why do I feel like half of my posts are about poop? lol)

sigh. Girl, it's a good thing I think you're cute because no one else will.

One day, I'm sure Eggy will return the favor and change my diaper when I'm old, right?