So Polite

Just now, I went to get Eggy from her nap.  I said, "Let me give you a hug."  With a big grin, she throws off her blanket (I don't know how she can sleep with a blanket when it's like 90 degrees outside) and crawls over to me.  But she stops for a second and lets one rip.  And she comes over giving me a hug and says, "I boom boom that way (pointing away from me).  If I boom boom this way (pointing at me), that's wude.  I boom boom that way, that's not wude."

Okay, thank you.