Eggy's first Halloween

Our little honeybee

But maybe we should have dressed her up as a little devil

Our costumes

In case, you can't tell, I'm a flower

and Eggy appah is honey. hahaha

We took her to the mall for some trick-or treating

But she got scared by an alligator.

Hope everyone else had a happy and safe Halloween!

Pumpkin Patch

(Warning: picture overload! For Miss Milkamayv who says I need to post more pictures.)

We took Eggy to a pumpkin patch today.

Little Miss Greedy wasn't satisfied with her little pumpkin. She wanted a bigger one.

And a bigger one.

Then, we had some fun with the picture stands.

Eggy-stein! Raaaaah!!

Like father, like daughter.

Holidays are so much more fun with her.

And a preview...

Beautiful

I'm so pretty!

Egghead

I wonder if they make pocket protectors for babies.

Egg-xercise

Eggy's been getting a little self-conscious about her thighs because so many people have made comments about how chubby they are.

So she decided to start working out.

She didn't last very long.

She only did one side. Lazy. Just like mommy.

Hallelujah!

She pooped!!

OMG, it was nasty.

Avoca-don't

Avocados are Eggy's enemy. She hasn't had a poop since last Friday. That wouldn't really bother me because some babies can go a week without pooping but I can tell she wants to poop. It's so sad to hear her grunting so hard. She turns all red too. Too bad because she seemed to be enjoying the avocado.

I've tried to give her water and diluted prune juice but she won't drink it. So I've been feeding her prunes. What a mess! She sticks her fingers in her mouth while she's eating, then rubs it all over her face and in her hair. Nice.

Surprise!

Umma, wake up! Eggy had three presents for me this morning.

First, I find her like this when I go to get her. What a weirdo.

And when I picked her up, I saw a piece of lint on her blanket. Nope, it was a booger. And it was big. Can you see it?

And the final surprise? Poop! So stinky! Don't worry, I didn't take a picture of that. (Why do I feel like half of my posts are about poop? lol)

sigh. Girl, it's a good thing I think you're cute because no one else will.

One day, I'm sure Eggy will return the favor and change my diaper when I'm old, right?

Eggy Couture

When I was pregnant with Eggy, we decided not to find out the gender. I wanted it to be a surprise. That was probably a good thing because I probably would have gone crazy buying all sorts of girly things had I known she was going to be a girl.

Eggy's eemo (my sister) made her a tutu. You can't really tell it's a tutu in the pictures; it just looks like some pink fluffy thing.

She made it a little too big though.

But that didn't stop her from trying to eat it.

Then, she decided she had enough.

Her Rainbow Brite leg warmers. They're actually a little tight because of her thunder thighs.

I call this her little orphan/bag lady/Mary-Kate Olsen look.

Umma and appah are broke and have no money to clothe you, Eggy. That's why you always see her in the same clothes or nekkid.

Wrestling

Eggy thinks she can be the next WWE superstar. Or maybe a UFC champion.

She almost lost though.

But then she cheated.

Easy there, Mike Tyson.